Seamus Farrow:

I saw some interesting news reports on Mia Farrow and Woody Allen's only biological child, Seamus Farrow (okay, I admit, it was on ET Tonight). Lucky for him, he inherited the best of both parents' attributes. He's got his father's brains (not that Ms. Farrow is unintelligent, but Woody Allen is a genius and Seamus graduated highschool at 11, college at 15, and entered Yale Law School at 16; he's now 17) and his mother's face. And when I say he's got his mother's face, I mean, he's really got his mother's face.

He also seems to have inherited his mother's moral sensibilities as well (or let us hope that he has).